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Joke of the Day
"A clean house is the sign of a broken computer."
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"Sarcasm has to be the official language when we live in a world this absurd."
"""Shake what your mama gave ya."" ""You want me to shake a $25 Macy's gift card?"""
"People who pariticpate in karaoke and are actually good singers are just fucking obnoxious."
"Boss: ""Do you know why I've called you into my office?"" Into My Office: ""Because that's my name?"" Boss: ""Yes, that's right."""
"If you think Hillary is going to drop out of the presidential race, you should know Hillary doesn't go down... That's why Bill had Monica."
"Is molestation rape foreplay? Is it rude to molest someone and then not rape them? Woman: I didn't let him rape me because he did not molest me first. I'm not that type of girl."
"The ironic thing about Americans making fun of Canada is Iowa."
"TIL Harriet Tubman wasn't a real person. It was just what the slaves shouted to each other on the Underground Railroad, ""Hurry it up, man!"" Credit: my wife"
"Name one thing Taylor Swift doesn't have in her purse Her boyfriend's phone number"