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Joke of the Day
"Son comes out as gay to his father ""Hi gay, I'm dad"""
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"If flies fly after flies flies fly fucking fast It's better in Dutch: > Als vliegen achter vliegen vliegen vliegen vliegen vliegensvlug"
"A Sleepwalking Nun What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roamin' catholic"
"Amoeba: dad, how was I made? Amoeba Dad: well son, when a man loves himself very much"
"I had amnesia once - maybe twice."
"Joined Match.com... And all I got was a lit cigarette"
"Why was the pilot jealous of the chef? Because of his ground thyme."
"Why was the strawberry sad? Because her mother was in a jam."
"Religion is like masturbation. It's okay to practice it at home in private, but when people start gathering to do it together shit goes downhill."
"How long do you have to work at KFC before they make you a colonel?"