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Joke of the Day
"What do girls and noodles have in common? They both wiggle when you eat them"
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"What is green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels."
"Any fountain can be a Fountain of Youth if filled with champagne and you've had 5 glasses."
"What do you get when you add human DNA with goat DNA I don't know but I was kicked out of the petting zoo.."
"What do you call paddling down a river of skim milk? white water rafting."
"How many Christians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But only for procreation."
"What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh^im ^so ^sorry"
"What's a mathematician's favorite kind of music? Logarithms"
"I remember when I was a kid... ... I was only about 10 years old and my grandmother took me out for a wonderful seafood meal. I'll never forget it. A great mussell memory."
"[reading online survey] Are you ready to double your satisfaction? My god this sounds wildly inappropriate. *clicks yes*"