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Joke of the Day
"I got accused yesterday of ""plagiarism!!!"" Their words, not mine."
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"Lion King joke Q: Why is Simba an orphan? A: Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff"
"What's the worst part of locking your keys in your car at an abortion clinic? Going inside and asking for a coat hanger."
"This joke came to me while waiting on my iphone repair at the Apple store.. What do people at the Genius Bar drink from? -Einsteins"
"Liberal Congress people didn't get gunned down while a white guy was president. Just sayin'..."
"Why is it so difficult for women to find a man who is sensitive, caring, and good looking? All of those guys already have boyfriends."
"""Mommy does Barbie come with Ken?"" ""No sweetie, Barbie comes with GI Joe, she just fakes it with Ken"""
"What is the definition of a farmer? Someone who is outstanding in his field."
"How do you tell the sex of an ant? Put it in a bucket of water. If it sinks you have a girl ant but if it floats you have a buoyant."