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Joke of the Day
"Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because the parrots-eat-'em-all"
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"Why did the girl walk past her crush twice? He didn't believe in love at first sight."
"*flips table* YO WHO CALLED THEM EXPIRATION DATES INSTEAD OF SPOILER ALERTS"
"What do you do if you see a nigger shot 50 times? Stop laughing and reload."
"What would a midget be jealous of at a little kid? The kid is over 5 feet tall."
"Leia: *gasps* Chewbacca, you're naked! Chewbacca: *hastily puts back on his bandoleer*"
"*Takes our kid away so my wife can have a break* *Takes kid to pub* *Bumps into wife at pub*"
"I don't date married men. I mean I wouldn't call it dating..."
"Movies you wish Tom Cruise would star in: Remission Impossible"
"Wow, I wish people were into politics as much as they're into sports. *meets someone who's really into politics* Wow, I wish I was dead."