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Joke of the Day

"Teacher: If I had ten flies on my desk and I swatted one how many flies would be left? Girl: One - the dead one!"

"Why are there so many avenues in Belgium? Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow."

"what's another word for ""religion""? insurance scam"

"It turns out vaccines cause cancer. You'll actually live long enough to get it."

"A teacher walks into a bar Guy: can I buy you a drink? Teacher: I don't know, CAN you?"

"How do the Chinese vote? With their erections."

"If a cop sees a black guy crossing the street and a white guy robbing an old lady, who does he shot first? The thief because first duty then plesure"

"""Taxi"" A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi. B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi."

"I received a request to go and fix a broken handle on a window. It turned out to be a crank call."

"What do organic mathematicians put in their fireplaces? Natural logs."