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Joke of the Day
"What's the best part about dating a homeless chick? You can drop her off wherever."
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"Go to www.JebBush.com"
"Sometimes I drown cookies in milk in front of their family until they tell me the whereabouts of the Keebler Elves."
"A SQL Query Glides Into A Bar, In The Corner Of Said Bar Were Two Tables. SQL Query Glides Over To Said Tables and asks, May I Join You."
"What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat? Thistle have to do!"
"Ya know, I've never taken an ugly girl to bed... Woke up with a few though."
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Because of its silent ""p"""
"*Child putting on clothes very slowly while singing* Me: You really need to hurry up we're going to be late. *Child starts singing faster*"
"""Space heater"" is a pretty ambitious name. How about ""shin warmer?"""
"How many dogs does it take to change a tampon? 26"