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Joke of the Day
"I arranged a Reddit meet up for /r/sexaddicts... ...and everyone came!"
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"Nobody wants to see your Ice Bucket Challenge video. Good talk."
"Apple made a bomb It was called the iED"
"What are spiders webs good for ? Spiders !"
"A black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. ""Cool, where'd you get that?"" says the bartender. ""Africa"", replies the parrot. ""They're all over the place."""
"Life without bacon is meaning less... That's why we can kill the jews."
"Here's a nice Jewish joke my Dad told me A Jewish kid asks his father for 20$. The father responds, ""10$, what on earth do you need 5$ for, I'd be happy with 1$, here's a quarter."""
"If you ever feel stupid, just remember that every day, people are searching the internet to find out ""Is the drug from LIMITLESS real?"""
"What kind of shoes do bears wear? None because they go barefoot."
"Just once I want to see ""Soooo many animals harmed in the making of this movie. Like, SO many. An insane amount. Too many, probably."""