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Joke of the Day
"What are the first 3 words in every authentic Mexican recipe? Steal a chicken"
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"STDs are like Pokemon. Gotta catch'm all!"
"Today I broke my personal best record of most consecutive days alive."
"The three undefeated NFL teams remaining are all named after cats. the Carolina Panthers, the Cincinnati Bengals, and the New England Cheet-ahs."
"What does a Muslim have if they hate their god? An Allahgy"
"I'm at my most Michael Phelps when I find out someone has peed in the pool."
"Please end the Jew jokes. I had a relative that died in a concentration camp. Poor bastard fell right out of the guard tower."
"*leans back in chair* wow, what a great question. I guess I'd say my biggest weakness is the 5 felony convictions I left off my application"
"My partner left me because of my pasta feeling fetish I'm feeling cannelloni right now..."
"Apparently ""naked"" is not the answer when someone mad at you asked, how do you sleep at night?"