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Joke of the Day
"Football gave me a traumatic brain injury and I was only watching."
Next Joke
"They say not to go to the grocery store when you're hungry, but I ran out of food and few days ago, and it's just getting worse. :("
"*judge bangs gavel on desk* *judge cooks gavel breakfast in the morning* *judge tell gavel he loves her* *judge marries gavel*"
"How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to change the light bulb, and the other to hold the peni-- I MEAN LADDER"
"How many women are necessary to change a lightbulb? One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it?!"
"2 penises went to watch a movie.. Penis 1: Is this an adult film? Penis 2: Why? Penis 1: Then we have to watch it standing up. P.S. - xD I'm sorry, this just came to me.."
"Me: it's robocop Wife: it's not robocop it's dangerous *a roomba with a gun taped to it is shooting at our cat*"
"An alien, a predator and a terminator walk into a bar... and then... I've got nothing. Someone finish the joke!"
"Is as bored as a guy with no arms looking at porn."
"My vacuum sucks So I decided to sell mine, it was just collecting dust."