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Joke of the Day

"If I ever got the chance to go on ""Jeopardy,"" I'd just buzz in on every question and answer ""what is love?"" until they made me leave."

"You know why most americans love minions so much? Because they resemble Twinkies.."

"If you're a grown man walkin around with a winter hat that has animal ears I can tell that @ some point people used 2 take your lunch money"

"The only thing I know about Downton Abbey is that everyone looks as if they smell like the bottom of my Nana's purse."

"Well, here goes nothing ..."

"What is white sugary has whiskers and floats on the sea ? A catameringue !"

"I know a mathematician who can't afford lunch. He can binomial."

"What do you call a turtle that sends pictures to everyone? a Snapping Turtle"

"What's so weird about a steroid addiction? No matter what happens, the addiction always makes you stronger."

"My boss is marrying a Chinese woman. Is throwing rice at a Chinese wedding considered lucky or a food fight?"