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Joke of the Day

"Winning the Lottery by Jack Potts"

"I'm 99% sure I have trust issues. Though I'm not sure I trust my math. Edit: I grammar well"

"I tried to give myself a sex change... but I couldn't really pull it off."

"What do you call a black person who smokes? An e-cigger. I'm going to hell for thinking of this."

"Ever blow bubbles as a kid? He's back in town and wants you to give him a call."

"My boss wrote accidently wrote ""Pantera"" instead of ""Panera"" and now I'm dressed really inappropriately for this business lunch."

"Today I Stumbled across something Very Tragic. I found a little baby in a dumpster. Everyone should know by now babies go in the Recycle bin."

"I just ate a salad that was so bad, Nicolas Cage is starring in a movie about it."

"What do you call a red-head ninja? A ginja."

"9 out of 10 men like girls with big boobs and the 10th guy likes the other 9 guys."