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Joke of the Day
"Nothing says poor life choices like the guy with the half smoked cigarette behind his ear"
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"How do you get a paper baby? Marry an old bag."
"To be honest you were our third choice for this poisoner job but the other two got poiso... oh that was you, nice"
"My band is called 999 megabytes. We don't have any gigs. lol"
"How does a person from New Zealand find a sheep in tall grass? Very satisfying."
"Gather round children, and let me tell ye the story of the black forest ham"
"What did the muslim woman say to her new fiance? Jihad me at hello."
"I just saw an honest political leader, riding a unicorn."
"I have a nightlight flashlight...I can only see in the dark for 2 seconds in 10 second intervals"
"Some elements walk into a bar... Oxygen, hydrogen, sulfer, sodium, and phosphorus all walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""OH SNaP!"""