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Joke of the Day

"Investigators say the Germanwings copilot suffered from manic depression. One minute he was up, then he was down."

"My girlfriend's been trying to help me with my finances. I think I'd be better off a loan."

"Anti-vaxxers hate Lil John He's always promoting shots."

"What do you call a female sex change? An add-a-dick-to-me."

"Some day when scientists discover the center of the universe, many people are going to be disappointed to find out it isn't them."

"[trying to buy pants] Clerk: Sir you need pants to shop here."

"Where are the best leaders made? Flint, Michigan."

"Free business idea: Female owned law firm & Japanese restaurant called ""She Sue Sushi."" (Our lawyers are slammin & so is our salmon)"

"A number fight there was this 1,2,3,4,5,6,7 ganging on a 0, he tightened his belt and became an 8 and beat them all"

"If you love someone, let them sleep."