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Joke of the Day
"Vaping! The great taste of steam, the cool look of blowing a flashlight."
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"So I just wrote a test on the Periodic table of Elements It went berylliumtly"
"You didn't comment on my selfie. WHO IS SHE"
"I played a blank CD at full blast yesterday ...the mimes next door went nuts."
"How are tornadoes and women alike? They both moan like hell when they come, and they take the whole damn house when they leave."
"What did the cat cough up when it was sick? Meowcus"
"What do you call a car that eats other cars? A carnivore."
"What would happen if you ate yeast and polish? You would rise and shine."
"I accidentally stabbed myself with a pen It drew blood."
"How do you know the Japanese mass murderer was a chef? He spent his day cutting up vegetables"