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Joke of the Day

"Theoretically, you can't really complain if there's a pubic hair on your everything bagel."

"I was learning about the Holocaust in history class today. I couldn't concentrate."

"As a kid I was frightened of the dentist... Because he was a Paedophile every time I went in he'd give me a filling"

"I went to my first Muslim birthday party yesterday Most of the party games were normal, but fuck me pass the parcel was scary."

"When you'd rather read a book than date a girl ... it's prose over hoes."

"What are twins favorite fruits? Pears"

"My first joke here and an original! Did you hear about the two lawyers who set up shop under the old oak tree? I heard it was a pretty shady business."

"My Grandfather has the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo."

"Q. What do accountants use for birth-control? A. Their personalities."

"Just found out Heinze Soup has gone bust Apparently it's been put into adminestrone."