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Joke of the Day

"Theoretically, you can't really complain if there's a pubic hair on your everything bagel."

"What advantage do gay black guys have over gay white guys? They only have to come out to their mother."

"Thou puny pottle-deep joithead! You tell em Shakespeare!"

"Where is the best place to find hot grills? A barbecue"

"Did you hear about the guy who liked to stab himself in the eye? After a while, he stopped seeing the point."

"forever alone Having alcohol by yourself at home is considered a problem, but social drinking is acceptable. So now, whenever I open a crate of White Lightning, I always log on to Facebook."

"A man walks into a zoo... But there is only a dog. It's a shih tzu."

"""Your son's been involved in a shenanigan"" What kinda shenanigans? ""It was just one shenanigan"" You called me down here for one shenanigan?"

"Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?"

"Why can't a bicycle stand on its own? It's two tired."