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Joke of the Day
"This guy with premature ejaculation comes out of nowhere."
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"Fellas; If she doesn't call you every fcuking minute of the day, never let her go."
"Did you guys hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil"
"A biker got mad at me today, just because he ran into a stop sign... Doesn't he realize that an open hand means 'STOP'?"
"What was the baseball score when ethiopia played africa.....ate nothing"
"My friends ask me if I got A haircut I say ""no, I got them ALL cut!"""
"Why is a sofa like a roast chicken ? Because they're both full of stuffing !"
"Cop: Anything you say can and will be held against you. Me: SCARLETT JOHANSSON"
"Just used the holiday card with your kid's face on it to scoop up a dog turd in the living room."
"I added Paul Walker on xbox the other day... Too bad he spends all his time on the dashboard. *Courtesy of my cousin*"