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Joke of the Day
"Why am I ambivalent about a swimming pool? It just deepends."
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"When does a lawyer make coffee? When he has sufficient grounds"
"What the difference between a pancake? It tastes better with jam."
"A man's sex life is like an oak tree You spend the first part of your life growing up and not doing much. Then later you nut almost constantly for a short period of time, right up until you go bald"
"Whenever I see people doing sign language, I assume they are discussing the best way to murder the rest of us and steal our ears."
"Transgender people are the key, to finally finding out... ... Which is worse, manflu or childbirth?"
"We didn't take a video recording of our child's birth but we have some awesome video of his conception."
"How many public school teachers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Whatever it says in the book."
"""Wow, you look like shit this morning."" ""Really? That's funny because I was totally going for the urination look."""
"When is a pedofiles favorite part of a hockey game? Before first period"