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Joke of the Day

"The five senses are touch, smell, sight, hearing, and..... It's on the tip of my tongue..."

"Imagine coming home from a long vacation and finding your bathroom towels are wet from just being used. I can do that to your ex if you want"

"There's lots of reasons to shave your pubic hair as a man... Because it was longer than my dick is apparently not as popular of a reason as I thought."

"What is the difference between Ironman and Iron woman? One is a super hero and the other is a command. *I'll show myself out...*"

"I feel like auto-correct should know by now that I'd never ask anyone to ""jazz"" all over my face."

"What do you call a promiscuous hippy? Whore-ganic"

"Throughout the history of espionage, the phrase ""We have ways of making you talk."" Has yet to be used on a woman."

"I WAS LIKE AND HE WAS LIKE AND I WAS LIKE AND SHE WAS LIKE (The speech impediment of the 21st century)"

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Ha! Feminists can't change anything."

"Our family motto is ""Who took my phone charger?"""