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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear that funny Amy Schumer joke? Me either."

"GPS: leftleft againtake another leftur gonna want to take this leftstay left NASCAR DRIVER: why is there a gps in here"

"A man started telling people he was a piece of fruit. Everyone was convinced he was bananas"

"Q: What's the Internet's favorite animal? A: The lynx."

"People tend to think I'm a serial killer.... They don't think that for for very long though!"

"What did the male computer say to the female computer? He said: ""Ay gurl, I'd like to put my twisted-pair cable into your RJ45 jack so I can fill you up with my sweet, sweet data frames""."

"Did you hear about the cannibal that passed his friend in the jungle? He got so excited, he threw up his arms!"

"(Meta) To all the people with disgusting ""jokes"" Guess what......... Chicken Butts!"

"I sent in a list of my top ten puns to the newspaper hoping at least one would be selected for the joke of the day. Sadly, no pun in ten did."

"""Wow you're one of the nicest old ladies I've ever met!""- me, loudly to a random old lady so my mom can hear"