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Joke of the Day
"Me and My Friends Play Yu-Gi-Oh In The Shed We call it the Shed-O-Realm."
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"Wait I had a really good joke about amnesia..."
"Come this Tuesday I will no longer be a 40 year old virgin. I will be a 41 year old virgin..."
"A guy is fingering his girlfriend... ...after a while, she starts to shift uncomfortably and says ""would you mind taking your ring off, please?"" The guy responds: ""what ring? That's my wristwatch!"""
"*Now with 50 percent less fat* Me: ooooh *buys two*"
"4 story building in Philadelphia being demolished collapses on top of Goodwill store with 14 people inside. One dead, thirteen injured, twenty-nine taken to the hospital."
"What do you call and eight sided dildo? A cocktopus."
"There you go again, overusing big words like some kind of tweeting sesquipedalian. Idiot."
"""I gave him the what for!"" ""What for?"" ""Because he deserved it, that's what for!"""
"What did the Calendar say to the Wall-clock the moment it became June 1st? ""I am dismayed!"""