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Joke of the Day

"Me and My Friends Play Yu-Gi-Oh In The Shed We call it the Shed-O-Realm."

"Having an Internet girlfriend is easier than having a real girlfriend because I don't have to suck my gut in."

"So when is this old enough to know better' suppose to kick in ?"

"I like when a restaurant has cloth napkins, 'cause then I can unroll them with the calculated fervor of an assassin surveying his tools."

"A skeleton walks into a bar... He says to the bartender, ""I'm gonna need a beer and a mop."""

"Got a long rambling phone call in spanish.. I don't know who they were, or what they were saying, but im pretty sure they're bringing me tostadas in one hour."

"Sean Spicer said the inauguration had the ""largest audience ever."" Then he took it back because your mother left."

"So a guy walks into a bar... Ouch."

"What does a blonde have if her brain is the size of a pea. Encephalitis, and possibly a medical miracle."

"What do pirate farmers charge for their corn? A buccaneer"