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Joke of the Day

"Five Star Hangover Judging from the bar receipts, ATM withdraws, hand stamps, and the vomit in my car, I'm pretty sure that I'm a ball of fun when I black out on Saturday night."

"The mohel Q: Did you hear about the short sighted mohel? A: He got the sack."

"My ex-wife is like a tornado First she blows, then she sucks, then she took my house and dog."

"In honor of today, ""Knock Knock..."" Whose there? 9-11. 9-11 who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!!! :("

"A priest, a pedophile and a rapist A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. Then he sits down"

"Received a call from a recruitment consultant. She said to me: ""Sir I have two openings for you...!"" I replied : Yes. I know There was a long silence and then she said..... bastard"

"Did you hear about the antennas that got married? The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent."

"I am a woman . You are not supposed to know what's on my mind. For heaven's sake, I don't know what's on my mind."

"How can you tell if a clock is hungry? it goes back 4 seconds"

"Two silkworms are in a race. What is the result? A tie."