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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the Guitar Player who got arrested last week? He was caught fingering A minor."
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"What did the cow say under its breath? Utter."
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"My Korean friend died yesterday So Yung..."
"Why did a man name his legless dog, Cigarette? Cause he had to take him out for a drag every night."
"Why do Farts Smell so Bad? So the deaf can enjoy them too."
"Parents who are afraid that giving teenagers condoms will just ensure they have sex to use them have obviously never owned a bread maker."
"Why don't asians like to applause? Because every time they do all they do is crap"
"Me: OK bedtime Mind: Hey let's think about stuff Me: No, sleep Mind: OK here are some horrible memories you want to forget Me: FUUUUUUUCK"
"Why were all the numbers afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9."