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Joke of the Day
"What should we call this giant advertising board? Phil: A philboard Bill: I have a better idea"
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"Scientists have found a nearby 'habitable' planet. I think I speak for most humans when I say I soooo want to rape it."
"Heading to Chinatown after work... I heard it's Erection Day."
"Christmas Chimney Congestion Q: Why doesn't Santa have any children?A: He only comes once a year -- and when he does, it's down a chimney."
"Did you hear about the famous Italian chef that recently died? He pasta way."
"How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist? Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'"
"I Never Buy Anything Containing Velcro It's all a total rip-off"
"I heard a woman remarking that she had worn ""the wrong bra today"". Ladies, as long as there are boobs in it, the bra is always right."
"Last night an Afghan put a jacket on me. He said ""You da bomb!"""
"What do you call the place where parrots make films? Pollywood!"