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Joke of the Day

"What should we call this giant advertising board? Phil: A philboard Bill: I have a better idea"

"Why were the baker's hands smelly? He kneaded a poo"

"I only enter names and numbers into my contacts so I can see who I'm ignoring when they call."

"Happy Birthday Girlfrien. I didn't put the D because you'll get that later."

"I think Oranges were named before Carrots ""What are these?"" ""They're orange....oranges"" ""What about these"" ""Shit....long pointys???"" Demitri Martin https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYVrp_GsinE"

"A girl dialed her own no. from her bf's cell to see her name saved in list like doll or sweetie.she was shocked to see............Mukesh plumber..:)"

"Why do hipsters burn their lips when they drink tea? Because they drink it before it's cool."

"If you leave me a voice mail that asks me to call you back at my convenience you have no one to blame but yourself."

"Why do white girls always stay in groups of odd numbers? Because they can't even..."

"Why are black men taller than white men? Because their knee grows."