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Joke of the Day

"Where do people with ADHD go? To concentration camps."

"And God said unto John: ""Come forth, and you shall be granted immortality."" But John came fifth, and won a toaster."

"Wanna Know SomeThing Funny? My Amount Of Karma."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Some insensitive asshole was tapping it to certain death on his iPhone."

"Did you hear about that guy who was in an accident and lost his left-side? Don't worry. He's all right now."

"Rape jokes aren't funny. Ask a rape victim if they think rape jokes are funny. They'll say no. Not like that ever did them any good though."

"""I feel like the fat kid in gym class on dodgeball day"" - The End Piece of Bread"

"What's the difference between an epileptic cornhusker and a hooker with diarrhea? An epileptic cornhusker shucks between fits."

"On a walk, my son saw a pay phone asked what it was. I made him look it up on his Blackberry."

"Doctor! Is it normal to have one leg longer than the other two?"