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Joke of the Day

"Ask a lawyer what 2 + 2 is... Ask a lawyer what 2+2 is he'll say 5 Ask an engineer and he'll say 4 Ask an accountant and he'll look right back at you and say ""what do you want"""

"Where does the pirate put his ear ring? In his buccaneer."

"What do you call a nun on a wheelchair Virgin mobile"

"New cardboard AIDS test if your skin is darker than a piece of cardboard you probably have AIDS."

"What do 12 year old mexican girls and born-again christians have in common? They both have a little Jesus in 'em..."

"Word of the day - Obama. I opened a bottle of brandy and drank it Obama self."

"Give a man fire... Keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire, keep him warm for the rest of his life."

"New York Sports"

"Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and smell bad."

"What did Hitler do to people who didn't like his facial hair? He sent them to Stauschwitz."