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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a person who drinks way too much soda? A Coke-o-nut."
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"What's the most popular form of martial arts in Israel? Jew-jitsu"
"Here's to the stork that brings good babies... ""Here's to the stork that brings good babies, the crow that brings bad babies, and the swallow that brings no babies at all!"""
"A blind man walks into a bar And a table. And a chair."
"Johnny asked his grandma if she had ever tried 69. She said, ""No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could fuck in one night."""
"What kind of Dog does Homer Simpson have? A DOH-berman!"
"[chameleon conference] Boss: Is... everyone here? *crickets* Boss: I know Keith is. He brought the yummy crickets. Thx Keith: You're welcome"
"[3rd grade] bae: come over me: no bae: my parents aren't home. me: but we're only 7, that's awful parenting. bae: but- me: AWFUL. PARENTING."
"If life gives you melons... You might be dyslexic"
"The chef asked me how I liked my eggs and I accidentally said uneasy instead of over easy. Now I have some uncomfortable eggs staring at me."