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Joke of the Day
"What do you call wanking in a plane? Hijacking"
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"Mastercard Chinese Resturant Commercial General Tso's Chicken........ $11.50 Coca-Cola........ $1.99 Take out guy forgets container........ Riceless"
"My most pretentious joke -Knock knock Who's there? -To To who? -To *whom*"
"What do you call an Irish lesbian? Gaelic."
"What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies ? Disney Movies still touch kids"
"ME: can u pick me up in ur claws DRAGON: go AWAY dammit ME: can u just put me in ur mouth plsI wanna look out from ur teeth like im in jail"
"How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None. That's a hardware problem."
"Dinner: I BIT THE INSIDE OF MY MOUTH! IT WILL NEVER HEAL! NOTHING WILL EVER BE RIGHT AGAIN! Next morning: Oh, OK."
"What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital? The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home."
"If you hate Capitalism so much, then just write everything in lower case. Problem solved."