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Joke of the Day
"Doctor: Describe your headache. Me: She's about 5'8"", blonde, and the mother of my children."
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"Whats better than roses on a piano? tulips on an organ..."
"BEYONCE: do u like my album JAY: [thinking to self] if anyone hears this i'll be ruined JAY: [out loud] we should make it a tidal exclusive"
"Do I have a girlfriend!? Are you kidding me? DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH TOILET PAPER THOSE THINGS USE!?"
"Why do all the trees in Wisconsin lean west? Minnesota sucks."
"Why was the landlord seeing a psychiatrist? He had an apartment complex."
"I don't like how when women get married they get to keep their first name."
"I went to the zoo the other day.. I went to the zoo the other day and all they had was a dog. It was a shihtzu."
"What do you call a PED for bears? Polaroids."
"I have something witty to say Something witty"