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Joke of the Day
"Question: What do you call a gay dinosaur? Answer: Mega-sore-ass."
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"A met a girl with 12 nipples Sounds weird. Dozen tit?"
"Whats the easiest way to drown a blonde? Glue a penny to the bottom of a swimming pool ALTERNATE ENDING: Put a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool"
"Breaking news: We can all tell Kanye something Because we're still waiting for him to get his money right"
"Hey, Reddit. Time for Michael Jackson / Liz Taylor jokes! Go! Please. I can't think of one and I can just sense that this topic is ripe."
"Men should be like coffee: strong, hot and not letting you sleep for the whole night. However, most of them are like copy machines: suitable only for reproduction."
"What did one repost say to another? Well the flag is a big plus! ಠ_ಠ"
"When pinguins fly, you are probably drowning."
"A button on my car broke... Its a pressing matter."
"Two necrophiles are discussing their love lives. Necrophile 1: What happened with you and Brenda? Necrophile 2: Ah, you know how it is. . .the rotten cunt split on me."