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Joke of the Day
"Why are dolphins all friends with each other? They just click you know?"
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"The worst part of getting a chain wallet for your birthday is that now you have 3 days to send 10 chain wallets to your friends."
"What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 300 degrees in the oven."
"If I ask my mom to take a picture for me with my phone there is a 99% chance it will be a video of me yelling ""IT'S THE BUTTON ON FRONT!"
"What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells? A dead centipede."
"What winks and fucks like a tiger? *winks*"
"Hey people that knock on locked restroom doors, what are you expecting? ""hey I'm taking a shit but come on in and join me"""
"The difference between my dick and Stuart Little ? Stuart."
"What time of day is the saddest? The mourning"
"You know the difference between Catholics and Baptists? Catholics will say hello to each other in the liquor store."