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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you put your hand in a blender? A hand shake."
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"Is your refrigerator running? Good, mine too. See you at the refrigerator race tomorrow."
"What do you call a woman who can successfully play pool whilst balancing a glass of lager on her head? Beatrix Potter."
"You know what they say about citing a source with more than 2 authors.. It's not hard et al."
"Why won't cannibals eat Frank Sinatra? Because he's always coming back!"
"What Do You Call a Rabbit with a Crooked Dick? Fucks Funny"
"I like Kanye West as much as the next guy... ...as long as the next guy isn't Kanye West."
"hate when people walk in on me naked! What's this world coming to when u can't get a moment to yourself at toy r us?"
"Why does a white guy go to a brothel? For pleasure. Why does a black guy go to a brothel? He's looking for his mother."
"What do you do if the Ocean stares at you? Sea it and Wave :3"