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Joke of the Day
"What Do You Call a Rabbit with a Crooked Dick? Fucks Funny"
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"Employers are now blocking Twitter at the office. Is there a way I can do that on my home computer? Asking for a guy who should be working."
"What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in."
"You know how they say ""if you snooze you lose""... I snooze every morning and have never lost any sleep over it."
"To all the chicks on Twitter who complain about never getting laid, turn your location on."
"I couldn't afford to take my kids to Sea World. So I took them to our local fish market, saying, ""Shhhh... they're all asleep."""
"What do you call a popular joke on reddit a repost"
"My future is so bright I need to stay in my room browsing reddit until nightfall."
"What is Apple users favorite movie? No Escape"
"What do you call a clown and a crook rolling in feces? The US elections."