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Joke of the Day

"Helen Keller walks into a bar And then into a table, and then a chair, and then a door."

"I told my boyfriend yesterday, ""You do look a little Downsy, if I squint."" ""...Or if you squint."""

"What is the best movie like to shout as you orgasm? I am your father."

"I watched Se7en for the first time today, I was completely blind going in.. What's in the box!?!?!"

"It's like my dad always said, ""How did you get this number?!"""

"I never took Complex Anal. in college So I had to find out about the residue theorem the hard way."

"Business trip The wife asked me, ""When you're away on a business trip, do you think about me?"" Apparently ""Only to stop myself from coming too quickly"" wasn't the right answer."

"Why couldn't the bike stand up? It was two tired"

"A Rabbi and a Priest are walking in the park when they see a little boy. Priest: ""Hey let's go screw that little boy"" Rabbi: ""Out of what?"""

"How many hairs are in a dog's tail? None. They are all on the outside."