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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fight between a Mexican and a pedophile? alien vs predator"
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"How many X does it take to lightbulb? Karma?"
"What shoes do roosters wear? Chickenstocks"
"If I say something, in the middle of a forest...with no women around to hear me... ...am I still wrong? [credit](http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=90423#10)"
"There would be no evil in the word..... if Satan had life alert."
"Hey big accounts - What's it like to tweet ""My cat sneezed"" and get 500 RT in the first minute ? My cat would be dead before I got 50"
"Where's the best place in Toronto to check out girls? *Broadview*"
"Why fist fights break out at NASA? Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand."
"I hope when you get to heaven, they give you a photo album with all the pictures you're in the background of."
"Why is glue white? If it were black it would run. It just wouldn't work."