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Joke of the Day

"I ate four cans of alphabet soup yesterday. Then I had probably the biggest vowel movement ever!"

"A photon checks into a hotel... A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. ""No thanks, I'm traveling light."""

"I Read Something In The Newspaper A few days ago, there was an article in the newspaper obituaries titled ""Survivor of Nazi Death Train Dies"" ... I guess he's not a survivor anymore."

"If I'm ever on life support, unplug me, let me sit for 15-30 secs, plug me back in and see if that works."

"Islam IS a RACE to the 7th century."

"What concert tickets should cost $0.45? 50 cent feat. Nickelback :P"

"What's the difference between a joke on Reddit and a joke on 9Gag? One was posted yesterday and the other's already been posted."

"As founder and CEO of YOLO Guaranteed, my first product launch will be fishnet parachutes."

"What should you say to a pig on roller skates? Don't say anything. Just get out of the way."

"if i could rearrange the alphabet i'd put ""u"" at the beginning and ""i"" at the end. i want a divorce karen"