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Joke of the Day

"They can identify a dead body by its dental records. How cool is that? ""We don't know who he is, but we know his dentist!"""

"Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle His wife is already pregnant"

"What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self raising."

"Apple is developing an iPhone that pregnant women can swallow so fetuses can go online since they have nothing else to do in there."

"Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully."

"I'm always Frank with my partners. I don't want them knowing my real name now do I?"

"Don't go over-analyzing my statuses. If I made sense all the time I wouldn't need to be here so much."

"It's Saturday, so I'm as lazy as the guy who drew the Japanese flag."

"Cop:alright now repeat after me Me:repeat after me C:no not yet M:no not yet C:stop M:stop C:put your hands in the air M:put your h.."

"What is a Latino gang member's favorite type of exam? Essay"