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Joke of the Day

"They can identify a dead body by its dental records. How cool is that? ""We don't know who he is, but we know his dentist!"""

"NASA's Scott Kelly is back on Earth after spending a year in space He found out how many states Trump won and left again"

"How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Nail a piece of toast to the ceiling."

"Don't ever leave a bag of mini Heath bars at your desk to prove you can't be tempted.... Because Satan's game is strong"

"What do you get if you cross Islam and Capitalism? No more jokes about the profit."

"What did constipated Yoda say to his fecal impaction? ""I shit you not."""

"They played The Shins while I was in Whole Foods today and I leveled up in Caucasian."

"So eBay takes 10% of your profits and Craig's List is 100% free, but with the chance of being murdered...such a dilemma"

"Congress If CON is the opposite of PRO, is congress the opposite of progress?"

"Why do teenage girls only hang out in odd-numbered groups? Because they can't even."