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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference... Q: What is the difference between leaves and a car? A: One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake. Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Computational_humor"

"My wife can't cook so she asked me for help in baking a cake. I told her to separate 2 eggs... She put one in the bedroom and one in the bathroom.. Ijit."

"3 guys walk into a bar... The 4th guy ducked."

"Bathroom joke What's the difference between sanctuary and prison? Toilet paper."

"Whats the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana? Tiger Woods had a better driver."

"If you're wearing sunglasses & it's not at all sunny out, you can't get offended when I grab your arm to guide you safely across the street."

"Im on a first name basis with Madonna, and Cher"

"What's the difference between a poor marksman and a constipated owl? One shoots and shoots but can't hit, and the other..."

"Sometimes I wake up grumpy in the morning... And some times I just let her sleep in."

"I hear Superman is a very overprotective parent. His kids are under constant super-vision."