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Joke of the Day

"Girls: He's cute. He's cute. He's cute. He's cute. Ewww. Guys: Fuckable. Fuckable. Fuckable. Fuckable. Too fat."

"What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same."

"What do you get when a dragon sneezes? Out of the way. Thanks League smh"

"If I can punch you without moving my feet, you're in my personal space."

"I heard my cat walking down the hall because his claws are too long. Then I realized I hadn't taken off his tap shoes since the photo shoot."

"What is the difference between a banana and a bell? You can only peel (peal) the banana once."

"What do you call it when you dip poultry and beef in chocolate? Brown-chichen-Brown-cow"

"Where do cows go on movie night? To the moooovie night."

"I felt like making some penis jokes today. Only problem is that they were too *hard* to make."

"Why is Ohio State's basketball team so good? ~~Because they have great shooters~~ Because they drive and cut extremely well Thanks for nothing /r/news!"