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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky you use a feather, perverted you use the whole chicken."

"Fucked this girl for an hour and 45 seconds a while ago. Thanks daylight savings"

"Do you know why they call Venice the city of romance? You can't spell canal without anal....."

"Did you hear about the dancer's birthday? It was a tappy one!"

"I hate when people don't watch where I'm going when I'm walking and texting."

"Do you have home insurance? 'Cause I'm going to smash your back door in."

"Do I want Internet Explorer to remember my password? Do you want a wild raccoon to babysit your family?"

"If you wait long enough, every cool thing starts to suck."

"The comedian made an entire audience laugh without speaking a single word No joke"

"What do you call a dad without jeans? A potato."