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Joke of the Day

"The little bit of decent human being left in me finds cannibalism to be wrong... but who cares, he was delicious!"

"Throwing acid is wrong... in some people's eyes"

"If bullshit could float...you'd be the Admiral of the fleet! "

"My friends laughed at me when I said ""No homo."" Now I have to find some other way to scold my boyfriend."

"My kitchen timer broke..good thing I wasn't counting on it."

"My grocery list tells the story: limes, beer, TP, creamer, donuts, batteries, excedrin, a life."

"Is it a bird is it a plane... What ever it is its headed for the world trade center."

"I like vegans! I meant vagina's!"

"If two vegans are arguing. Is it still considered beef?"

"What did the slutty girl buy at the furniture store? One nightstand."