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Joke of the Day
"What does Justin Bieber and jam have in common? They're both in bread"
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"There's a little ""I'm jealous"" in every ""whatever."""
"Me: *sneaks out of the house* *drives to another state* *hides in a cave* *quietly opens a bag of chips* My kids: Can we have some?"
"What's Rihanna's favorite love song? ""I can't feel my face when i'm with you"""
"My girlfriend is a porn star! She's gonna be pissed when she finds out. EDIT: thanks for front page!"
"How does a Mexican know when he's hungry? His ass stops burning."
"What's the fastest way to get a ripped body? Take highwhey."
"This tweet is made from 100% recycled characters."
"I bet pain pills are really disappointing to masochists not familiar with the language."
"Why do Native Americans hate snow? Because it's white and settles on their land."