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Joke of the Day
"I used to hate mushrooms But then they grew on me"
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"If you are living your life without giving an ""f"", You are living a li[ ]e."
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"Do hesitant people order sparagus?"
"My favorite part of going out on the weekend is the 95% of it spent checking my phone."
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"What nationality are Sprinters? They Russian. I'll also see myself out."
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