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Joke of the Day
"Life is like a pipette filler It sucks."
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"Cream? Sugar? Fuck you, I want 2 cubes of chicken bullion in my coffee. I've got man's work to do."
"How do you bother somebody with OCD 3,7,9,11,13,17,19....."
"Why was Henry the Eighth so fat? Because he Tudor house."
"I heard netflix is going to start putting ads in the middle of shows Netflix and shill"
"A landscaper's favourite musical genre? Mow-town."
"Humans are bad at being basketballs."
"20 blind men walk into a bar *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud*"
"Donations Son: ""Dad, there is someone at the door to collect donations for a community swimming pool."" Father: ""Okay, give him a glass of water."""
"Never underestimate the power of a hug. Or a slap upside the head. Whatever works."