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Joke of the Day

"All girls love surprises. I didn't know putting a snake in her handbag was wrong. We can't understand women."

"I like my Starbucks like I like my slaves Free"

"Your momma so old... powdered milk comes out her nipples."

"I like my men how I like my rum Smooth, dark, rich, and with a bunch of coke."

"In People's Republic of Korea... Dog eat you!"

"I lose a lot of arguments just so I can go back to my nap."

"Why can't pencils have babies? Because they have rubbers on their end."

"Four gay men walk into a bar, there is only one stool left so what do they do? Flip it over"

"What's the difference between a female and a freezer? A freezer doesn't scream when you put your meat into it!"

"What do Polish Hussars and toothpaste have in common? They both fight against Tartars."