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Joke of the Day

"Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside."

"Q: Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog? - A: So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it."

"World's most Ridiculous alarm clock http://youtu.be/cHHHpbVJiOE"

"Workout Tip: Be paid millions of dollars to star in a superhero movie."

"Just changed my Facebook name to No one' So when I see stupid posts I can click like and it will say No one likes this'."

"What do I love about living in Switzerland? The flag is a big plus."

"Q: What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross? - A: A first-aid kit!"

"What is a gay man's favorite vacation site? He loves to go to Bankok."

"If you have 6+ numbers after your name as part of your Twitter handle I can only assume you're an inmate & tweeting from prison."

"What do you get if you cross a trumpet and a serpent ? A snake in the brass !"