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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? The 'p' is silent"
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"[writing my first autopsy report] There was a slight mix-up initially but it turns out the guy died from an accidental autopsy"
"I got hit in the head with a can of soda today I'm lucky though it was a soft drink"
"I just saved a girl from rape. I stopped chasing her."
"How do you put out a maxipad fire? You tampon it."
"A man walks into a bar, and is torn apart in seconds. Whoops, sorry. Bear\*"
"Due to the prostitute's arm injury, she can do no more than 5 handjobs a night. Damn handie-cap!"
"Ear sex is dangerous... ...it fucks with your head"
"What did Hitler Drink for breakfast? Jews."
"What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married? Feyonce"