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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? The 'p' is silent"
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"A three hour long movie adaptation of pages 74 and 75 of the Hobbit? Friggin count me in."
"A man is alone in a forest with no woman within earshot Is everything he says still wrong?"
"What instrument does God play? He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: ""Our God is a cellist God."""
"If farmer A sells apples and farmer B sells bananas, what does farmer C sell? Medicine."
"Islamist Humor Planes blowin' up On a Tuesday"
"Sex with my ex was like Disneyland. I'd have to wait in line for an hour and a half and when it was finally my turn I wasn't big enough to get on the ride."
"If I see a parked car with one of those stick figure family things, I always add a sticker of myself to it and then just wait in the car."
"No officer,YOU`RE going the wrong way."
"Receptionist: ""That lady in the waiting room is picking her nose."" Plastic Surgeon: ""Good! That'll save me some time. Send her right in."""