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Joke of the Day
"If you are here - who is running hell?"
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"Why did the excluded tree grow? To be long."
"Which country has the loosest regulations on incest? Oh shit, this isn't Google."
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"Every time I try to make a mental note, I end up tripping and falling along a neural pathway."
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