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Joke of the Day
"If the rapper Biz Markie had a female dog, he could name her... ...Miz Barkie I'll stop"
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"I hate when my son does something wrong & he puts the blame back on me for not wearing a condom 10 years ago. Who can argue with that logic?"
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"Yo you guys ever try hanging out with people you like who also like you? Shit's dank af"