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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there? To To who? To *whom.*"

"Arrogant lady, owned ! Lady : I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! Man : If I were the last man on earth, you wouldn't have a say in the matter."

"Yo. Real shit. Just bcause you went and got your logo printed on some t-shirts, that does NOT mean you have a clothing company. U got shirts"

"Why should you always take at least two Baptists with you when you go fishing? Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer."

"Today was my first time handling a... ....wet pussy. I didn't realize the risk involved! The cat scratched the shit out of me and eventually escaped from its bath."

"What did one earring say to the other? You go on a head, i'll just hang round 'ere"

"Why did the pop band get cancer? They were radio active."

"If it's yellow, let it mellow, if it's brown, flush it down. That leaves a wide range of colors I have no idea what to do with."

"Old cows eventually make for the best glue So if Hillary Clinton becomes president, there's hope that our divided country can once again stick together."

"Really racist joke ""They say that black is the absence of light, but really it's the absence of a father."""